Kim Jong Il Getting Frisky

Jesus Christ, here we fucking go. North Korea keeps like a two million man army, because the only people who eat in North Korea are in the army. So what does South Korea do? Fucking shoot artillery into disputed waters off the coast of North Korea. Let's just stop here.

You are going to basically taunt your enemy to the north who has a massive standing army, and is led by a man who is an indisputable maniac?

 Of course the crazy assholes shot back, and instead of into water, actually at people, good call South Korea, now you look wicked tough. You fucked with the bull, and got the motherfucking slanty-eyed horns.

Good politics Seoul. Apparently this incident was the most serious since the Korean War. Heres the video of the aftermath, and no, they aren't running around screaming "ITS GODZIRRA!"




For all that smoke and shit, only two South Korean marines were killed. I think everyone over there needs to calm the fuck down. We have a bunch of soldiers in the DMZ on the border, and if the North gets pissed enough, they are just gunna swarm over the border and eat everything.

According to Wikipedia, The People's Republic of Korea has about 1,100,000 active troops, and 8,200,000 reserves, only Russia has more. South Korea has 8,000,0000 in reserves as well, but only 687,000 active. And that said if they get into full conflict these are the world's #2 and #3 largest standing armies in the world. The next closest has 5,000,000 reserves. So Dear South Korea, don't be a douchebag to a country whose leader thinks life is a game of LEGO's or some shit, prease.

You really wanna piss this asshole off?