Sure it might seem tempting. You wanna have a video of you boning your girl just in case that Monday morning meeting gets a bit too boring and you through that shit on vibrate and jerk in the boardroom, we've all been there.
But then this happens. You get pulled over or otherwise detained by a lovely officer of the peace, they take all your shit. He finds the picture of you pounding your girlfriend like you're tenderizing a steak. And of course, he sends it around. Before you know it every cop on the Eastern Seaboard is blowing baby-batter to your girl. I would sue too, that is some fucking bullshit. Cops should have to pay for porn. It should be some kind of law.
The funniest part is the complaint they filed against the officer refers to the videos like this,
The two "consensually memorialized their love and affection for one another by recording a series of sexually explicit videos and pictures on a cell phone belonging to Mr. Vasilakos.” Oh, so you mean you got drunk and tricked your girlfriend into thinking it'd be so cool to videotape you giving her a Dirty Sanchez? You are a far better negotiator than me sir. Bravo.
Oh and just another reason for me to say...
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