Humpday Hotty: Kim Kardashian

I had to do it. Her ass is one of the most sought after in the known universe. Her family has a shitty reality show basically based on nothing but the fact that her ass allows them to live like royalty. She is...Kim Kardashian.

She also has a sextape and I know what the people want, so if you haven't seen it, I went ahead and found it for free for you. I'll be honest, she kinda has the dead-fish vibe going on. Like jesus show some life woman, you're on tape for christ's sake. Granted, she was 18 at the time, there is learning to be done. But goddamn she is a 10 if there ever was one. And the girls can look at Ray J or something, who cares. I do love his commentary though, right in the beginning when she's like "my boobs are real" he just turns the camera and gives a quick "that's how bosses do," well said good sir. Telling dudes beatin' it to the video to "go hard" might be a little much though player. And they're both chewing gum, definitely on ecstasy, I'm just saying. There are shitty parts where Kim's like in a mall showing off her bling, but don't blame me, blame Ray J thinking he's Spielberg or some fucking nonsense.