Perfect Timing: Sick Shit

Okay see, the world has dropped a story at my feet to prove that there are way more things women should be offended about than a group of rich fuckers boning everything they can.

The Smoking Gun reports on January 4 that two men in Wisconsin were arrested for sexual assault. Just wait for it.

John Bullock, 24, and Damonta Jones, 25, are charged with assaulted a 32 year-old woman after inviting her to Jones' house, where she dances for the men. They consumed "intoxicants" (very specific) and then she was invited to the back bedroom, at which time she was hit with something in the head.

She woke up being sexually assaulted by Bullock while Jones held her down. Here is where these men earn their front row seat in hell, and the gas chamber in my opinion. Jones then said he was going to get the snake. The victim then felt something inside her, presumably Jones' snake. Which then fucking bit her before the men removed it. Ugh that shit is foul. Full story here.

Who woulda though a snake wouldn't like being shoved in a pussy?

Okay ladies, here is an example of me being on your side. I think these two should get life without parole, or execution. If America still kicked it old school, I would volunteer to flip the switch to fry these fuckers. That shit is just beyond depraved and fucked up. Jesus H Christ it is definitely animal cruelty as well.

But I'm writing about this fucked up shit to give us some perspective. Ivy League prisses like Constance Boozer over at IvyGate think that it is unbelievably offensive to have three men have a sex contest. Hey Constance, try getting raped with a large reptile that bites your snatch. Yeah, getting fucked by a douchebag on a yacht seems a whole lot more appealing doesn't it? I'm just saying.