Amish Parenting

Okay so according to CNN, this morning rescuers found the bodies of four Amish children who were riding in western Kentucky in their carriage, in the middle of  a flood? They were with their mother and two other siblings last night when their carriage flipped and the kids were swept away into a nearby creek.

Ride like the wind Bullseye!

Alright, this is just one of many reasons being Amish sucks. First of all, seven people in a carriage in a flood, doesn't sound like good odds. Second, aren;t carriages pulled by horses? Isn't there animal cruelty going on here? I mean I'm sure they won't charge a mother who just had four of her kids get fucked up, but damn bringing out the family carriage for a cruise during a flood is stupid. Not only is your horse pissed at you and dying the entire time, you are basically in a shitty boat. Sounds safe right? Look what happens now genius, two thirds of your kids/labor force are gone. That sucks.

Shitty parenting 101, bring out the family for a spin in the carriage during a flood.

Have a good weekend peeps, see you on Monday.