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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Fuckin' Music Majors

Jesus Christ, now I've sen everything.




Dear music majors, using empties as instruments is NOT cool. Oh I'm sure your professor blew in their pants when you showed him this. This is the type of shit music professors love. But you wanna make it real interesting? Set a rule where you can only use as many bottles as you three can drink in a day. Boom. Now you're testing yourself. Can you set this shit up and perform it drunk off your ass? I didn't think so. Fucking amateurs. Probably took them like three weeks to get all those bottles. Maybe you shoulda been a psych major, pussies.

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