How Astronauts Dookie

So apparently National Geographic wants to answer that question that burns in all of our minds, how the fuck do astronauts piss and shit in space?





First of all, I'm not putting that little suction hose thing on my dick. It's like throwing your cock tip in the end of the vacuum and turning that shit on, doesn't seem safe to me. But the shitting thing with the camera? Dude they probably used like 3 billion dollars for the poop simulator. How can fucking astronauts not know how to line up their ass with a toilet?

Still, it is pretty amazing. What I want to know was how the first mission went before they mastered the space-shit technology? Just dookie floating around all over the place and then you re-enter the atmosphere and it's like poo-rain or something. Sick.