FML Rant

I'm so fucking sick of "FML". Honestly for some reason just saying fuck my life seems way more reasonable than FML. This is how the Facebook generation has cheapened English.


I'll go on Facebook and poke around and someone will have some situation as their status with FML after it. There are entire sites dedicated to FML situations.

It just makes me so fucking mad that people try to gain sympathy or some shit by saying FML. Or are they just idiots trying to ironic when they say, "UGGGGGGHHHH 4 Finals in the next 4 days. Library until I die. FML." Like are you fucking kidding me? You go to college, they have finals. There is a week period in which they happen, some call it "Finals Week." Your life is not fucked, you are just a melodramatic infant.

Doesn't this seem more realistic and truthful?

"On my way to work I blew out a tire! Then I swerved and killed a blind Vietnam veteran crossing the street. Tweeting before I get locked up. FML."

See, for something that is serious, maybe thinking about fornicating with your existence is realistic in some sense. But don't enrage me but throwing a status on Facebook like, "My dog peed on my favorite Uggs! FML." I think you'll live, future drama queen slutbag. Get the fuck over yourself and go visit a retirement home or something. You want FML? How about your body being so weak that it takes you 15 minutes to walk down a hallway and to the cafeteria just to eat. Fucking spoiled little children whining about their problems drives me nuts.