Humpday Hotty: Elisha Cuthbert

Why the fuck have I been so slow to put Elisha Cuthbert on here? One of the sexiest puckslut/ decent actress combos around.

 

 

Imagine the life of her Toronto Maple Leaf boyfriend, Dion Phaneuf. You come home after getting beat to shit by the Bruins, losing 10-2. You feel like a big lump of Canadian dookie. But then you come home to your bombshell Canadian girlfriend and she makes you feel better by giving her "come hither" slut smile and then absolutely ripping your dick off. Fucking Canadian chicks.