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Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Surprise Surprise Amy Winehouse Drank Herself to Death

File this under, why the fuck did they waste the money on an autopsy? The coroner that examined Amy Winehouse is now reporting that she died from alcohol poisoning. This broad must be a fucking genius.

From USA Today:

Coroner Suzanne Greenaway gave a verdict of "death by misadventure," saying the singer died of accidental alcohol poisoning. "The unintended consequence of such potentially fatal levels (of alcohol) was her sudden and unexpected death," Greenaway said.

The singer, who had fought drug and alcohol problems for years, was found dead in bed at her London home on July 23 at age 27. An initial autopsy proved inconclusive, although it found no traces of illegal drugs in her system.

Pathologist Suhail Baithun told the inquest into the singer's death that Winehouse had consumed a "very large quantity of alcohol" — the level in her blood put her more than five times over the legal drunk-driving limit.

I love it, "very large quantity of alcohol". I mean I know this chick is trying to be professional but since .08 is the driving limit and five times that puts you at about a .40, I think we can skip "very large quantity" and say she drank a "shit-ton" of booze. 


Lookin' good Amy

I think the only surprising thing about the report was that alcohol was the only drug in here system. I mean that sounds like a light drinking night for Amy Winehouse. No heroin? No crack? No ecstasy? Jesus Amy step your game up. Too soon?

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