I Stay Awake for Beibergate '11

Damn this has been an easy night to blog...and a tough night to be the Beibmeister faggot.

From Radar Online:
A 20-year-old California woman has filed a bombshell lawsuit against teen pop icon Justin Bieber alleging he is the father of her three-month-old baby boy, Star magazine is exclusively reporting in its new issue.

Mariah Yeater is demanding the singer take a paternity test "to scientifically confirm" he is the father of the child, according to court papers obtained by Star.

Read More Of Yeater's Shocking Claims Here
The papers were filed in late October and Yeater asks the court for Bieber "to provide adequate support for my baby."

In an affadavit signed under penalty of perjury Yeater says she was 19 years old when she had sex with the underage star backstage at one of his concerts in Los Angeles.

Woah woah woah. The king of pop/virgin new fucked up michael jackson is human? No fuckin' way.

This guy, really?

From TMZ:
Justin Bieber's legal team is ready to strike over allegations the singer impregnated a 20-year-old woman ... allegations that Team Bieber claims are "malicious, defamatory, and demonstrably false."

The woman in question reportedly filed a paternity suit against Justin, claiming she boned the underage singer backstage at one of his L.A. concerts ... and left with an embryonic party favor.

But a rep for Justin tells TMZ, "While we haven't yet seen the lawsuit, it's sad that someone would fabricate malicious, defamatory, and demonstrably false claims."

The rep adds, "We will vigorously pursue all available legal remedies to defend and protect Justin against these allegations." 

Woah man, and I thought that Brady copying old Beiber was still cursing the shit out of the Pats, but I guess now Beiber is taking the high road. In return for fuckin' Brady up mixtape style he will let the Pats get another ring by causing Beibergate '11.

Kudos to you little Beiber, if the Pats win the Superbowl because of this move we shall all bang your girlfriend, yay. Because your PR people fucked you, so hard, Deny 'til you die, like Ari Gold says. Deny deny deny. "No I haven't fucked anyone Selena, I swear!" It's so easy, but no he had to go out huge and 16 because when Usher is your protege you flare up quick, like my last herpes round. And you knock a chick up.

Get some Beibs!

Anyway, I'm calling it, by 12:00PM on Humpday Hotty day Selena Gomez will be single. I'm just sayin'.