I Love Bill Maher

From Newser:
Staunch atheist Bill Maher is apparently not a huge fan of staunch Christian Tim Tebow, so when Tebow’s Broncos lost to the Buffalo Bills 40-14 on Saturday, Maher wasted no time getting on Twitter. “Wow, Jesus just fucked #TimTebow bad! And on Xmas Eve! Somewhere in hell Satan is tebowing, saying to Hitler ‘Hey, Buffalo's killing them,’” Maher tweeted. 

Of course, that quickly led to a Fox Business host calling Maher “disgusting vile trash,” and others urging followers to boycott HBO, where Maher’s Real Time airs, the Los Angeles Times reports. 

The International Business Times notes that Maher had also tweeted about Tebow before Denver's Dec. 18 game, which the Broncos lost 41-23 to the New England Patriots. “If Tebow beats Tom Brady tomorrow, I will tweet ‘Jesus is king,’” Maher posted, adding, “No pressure, Tom.”

If you have never heard of Bill Maher or seen his show or any of his standup, you are missing out. Dude is a funny old pothead who tells it like it motherfuckin' is. And Fox hates him because he is so right and rips on conservatives all day. And his movie Religulous is about how religion runs our lives in a seriously unhealthy way.

Here's my question to Fox News and their viewers. How come you guys can't take a joke? I mean fucking seriously. Fox makes me think being a conservative means you laugh at nothing except abortion clinic bombings. I mean if Tim Tebow is going to put his religious faith out there, the god jokes are going to pour in from everywhere. The hilarity that Tim Tebow thinks that some supreme force helps him win football games is laughable.

Fuck Tebow

Even if you are religious, do you really think that god gives a fuck about sports? God probably hates every athlete because they are greedy and paid million to play childrens game. Tim Tebow, god hates you. God is probably insulted that you fill up his prayer box with your bullshit when people in third world countries are praying for motherfucking drinking water that doesn't give them dysentery. I mean fuck man, what kind of douchebag do you think god is?