It's Tough Having an Ass like...

Kim Kardashian. I mean shit is going down right now, I guess.

From Newser:

The past month just hasn't been a good one for Kim Kardashian: Now she's on Australia's immigration watch list. Apparently the Land Down Under is not happy with her because she's breached her visa requirements three times, the Daily Telegraph reports. Most recently, she applied for a tourist visa when she went to Australia after filing for divorce—but she was actually in town for business, launching a line of handbags. The Department of Immigration, irked at that breach, looked back and found she did the same thing last year and in 2007, leading it to place her on its watch list. 

Meanwhile, Kris Humphries followed through with his plan to seek an annulment, filing for one yesterday, TMZ reports. His reasoning? Fraud. Sources say that Humphries was not staging anything, but Kardashian was just using him because she needed a groom for her reality show and "once they were finished taping, she just didn't need a groom anymore." An attorney tells People it could take "many months" for a judge to decide between a divorce and an annulment, but a source says Kardashian would actually rather get an annulment, too.

If one is not granted, Humphries wants a legal separation rather than divorce. Both list the date of separation as Oct. 31. 

Australians are fuckin' hardasses huh? I mean shit who the fuck cares why Kim Kardashian is in your country? The ass of asses has graced your country's chairs, why question why she's there? I mean fuck.

Aussies must be tit-men

And this will be my only comment on the idiot Kris Humphries saying that Kim conned him into the wedding or something. Kris, you fucked up man, we get it. All the bro's understand. But don't go walking around like she led you on to make money off a tv show blah blah blah. I've seen the sex tape with Ray J. I've seen the booty you got to play like a bongo drum. Just shut the fuck up and be grateful anyone knows who you are.