Columbia University, Most Fucked Up School Ever?

Okay. In the past two weeks I have posted three stories about Columbia University. One story talking about how they are against students posting about Wikileaks, another story where they retract that first statement. Then we find out their students have to deal massive amounts of drugs just to pay for school. Now a political science professor is accused of having a sexual relationship with his 24 year-old-daughter. By the way, what is different between third-degree incest and first-degree? Like if you make out with your daughter it's only third, but if you're like giving her mustache rides for Christmas, definitely first degree. That's how I'd rate it.

Fucking our daughters since 1754

Columbia is a fine institution, or so I thought. My picture of the campus now is the wildest thing ever. Everyone is fucked up on all kinds of drugs. The professors are running around not fucking students mind you,  but rushing home to plow their daughters. And the administration is trying their best to enforce a conservative agenda, and then retract it like it never happened. Like someone who goes there get in touch with me. Is this place some kind of Mecca for sin? Or a high-class University with all this secret shit going on that most people are oblivious too? What the fuck Columbia. My nominee for the most fucked up school of 2010.