The Most Outrageous Prank Ever

I just found this story on the smoking gun. Instead of making you read the entire lengthy story like I just did, I'll post the link and give you the nitty gritty. The full story is here.

So apparently there is this website called Pranknet for nerd-stoners to go to and pretend they are cool by pranking unsuspecting people. The Founder, Tariq Malik, who goes by the codename "Dex" on the site, was recently implicated in a prank involving a Skype phone call to a Motel 6.

So here's the story.
Malik and some other nerd named Steven Brown make a call to a room in a Motel 6.
A 22 year-old Iraq veteran answers the phone.

Brown alleges he is an employee of Motel 6 and tell the veteran they found out the person in the room before him had H1N1. So then Malik poses as a Doctor Motel 6 called to assist the veteran in cleansing himself to stop the virus from killing him or some bullshit. And here's where Malik and Brown scored big with their nerd followers, and earned a front row reservation in hell. Like, ahead of Tucker Max and behind Hitler, these two middle-aged virgin losers. I shit you not.

So the long and short is they tell the guy he has to try and vomit. He can't puke so they tell him to piss in a cup and drink it.

He does.

THEN, as if this isn't ridiculous and dehumanizing enough, they instruct the man to shit in a pillowcase and leave it at the front desk.

Malik then calls the front desk as if he is the man in the hotel and says he is coming down with a bag of shit because he's pissed. The manager calls the cops.

As the cops bang on the man's door, he eats his shit, after questioning Brown and Malik on the phone, asking if it was some kind of prank. Of course they say no. And he ate his own shit with cops banging on the door.

Don't believe me? Follow the link my friends.

Now look, I appreciate a good prank as much as the next guy. Phone pranks are hilarious. But two internet dwelling losers thinking they are hot shit by doing this type of shit is disgusting. I mean, granted, I would probably just die instead of eating my own shit or drinking my own piss, but that's me. I don't know man. This is just vile.