Okay am I missing something here? A new wrestling move is causing all kinds of shit. Just watch the video, I feel dirty trying to describe it in type.
So I guess wrestlers are just closeted homos who want to ass-blast their opponent into submission? Like how can you even wrestle with a straight face anymore? I've always thought wrestlers are a little screwy. But straight dunking your fingers in the dude's butt to move him around so you can rub all over him from behind? The "Butt Drag," really? If you won the national wrestling championship with that move would you even feel cool? Doubt it. It's a bit much. Hey, wrestling, chill the fuck out. I know barstool beat me to this but I had to post it to inform the public of what wrestling has become. And people wonder why WWE is popular, at least those guys don't just get in the ring and fingerbang each other. Without any lube besides the sweat and MERCA from the mat. Define gross.
To top it off you end up in court with a sexual battery charge, that must make you feel like the big man on campus. Hope the kid is a sex offender for life as well. Douchebag.
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