Yeah man, who brings the boat in carefully and like, slowly? Not this motherfucker. This is like a Die Hard water to land maneuver. And probably how I would crash land this bitch. I don't know how to work a boat worth shit.
How Not To Dock A Boat
The reaction of the dude on land is priceless. He's all, yeah yeah bring it in, oh fuck. Eh he doesn't look dead. He saunters over casually to the boat as the dude face plants onto the beach. That's keeping your cool.
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