The Wine Rack

Okay this product is genius, step aside Camel back. The Wine Rack is a sports bra/ liquid container combo that comes with a tube to drink from. The bra holds 750ml which is a full bottle of wine or fifth of liquor. When full it takes the wearers bra size from an A to a D. The funniest part is watching the woman get drunk as her tits get smaller throughout the night. Genius product.

Man I wish I thought of this shit. I wonder how many units they've sold so far. I mean this takes the push-up bra and makes it obsolete. Think of any drunk chick you see with huge cans, and you know she's sporting one of these. Guys, watch out. Sober girls with big tits can suddenly become blacked out chicks with mosquito bites. That sounds like a fun night. And imagine being blacked out trying to get the bra off and finding the hose thing. That is very confusing to an alcohol-filled brain. "You drank your titties?!"