Kelly Gneiting weighed in at a little over 396 pounds on Sunday, a common number for a man with his career of sumo wrestler. But while all that mass is an asset in the world of sumo, it’s not as good for marathon running, the task which Gneiting tried his hand at this weekend in the L.A. Marathon.
Gneiting set a Guinness World Record for being the heaviest man to complete a marathon, crushing the previous record of 275 pounds set in 2008.
Dude, this guy is the man. I mean jesus he already does the only thing that makes fat dudes cool, sumo wrestling, so what does he do next? Shame every other dude in the world by running a marathon at 396lbs. Like a boss.
Holy fuckin' shit dude. I weigh like 45lbs and I would end up throwing myself in front of a bus if I tried to run a marathon. Fuck, I can't run more then 5 miles in the best of shape.
Oh and if you didn't notice, this dude isn't even Japanese. Nuclear fallout mutant Japanese sumo wrestlers aren't running marathons are they? No sir.