Alex Trebek: Too Old To Run

So apparently Alex Trebek's hotel room got robbed by some ugly she-devil. The Jeopardy host then chased her out of the room, only to tear his Achilles tendon.

Your mother's a whore Trebek

From TMZ:
TMZ has obtained a photo of the alleged she-burglar Alex Trebek was chasing out of his hotel room early this morning ... when he snapped his Achilles tendon.

56-year-old Lucinda Moyers was booked on felony burglary and possession of stolen property after allegedly entering Trebek's San Francisco hotel room, taking cash and a bracelet his mother gave him ... and then stashing it near an ice machine on Trebek's floor. 

Jesus christ, I wish the cop who came to this scene had a camera phone. This wicked witch of the west woman and Trebek on the floor writhing in pain gasping about "Potpurri for 200" and crying. Classic. I want the video footage, send it to me now.