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Tuesday, September 6, 2011

That's Like Slapping God in the Face

As my main man from Superbad, Jonah Hill says about breast reduction surgery

From Long Island Press:
Jessica Simpson is considering a breast reduction in an effort to look her best on her wedding day– She’s set to marry former NFL player Eric Johnson in only a few months and is now reportedly planning to get a breast reduction before her big day.

Known for her curves, the star has seemed to had an issue with the size of her breasts in the past. According to the Times Of India, Simpson, 31, has previously admitted how she’s struggled with her bigger bust saying, “I was well-endowed when I was in sixth grade. There’s no way to hide them, as much as you want to bandage your boobs down."

The star is currently a DD in size but reportedly wants to lose weight for her wedding and thinks that this may help make her look smaller. Taking it to extremes, a source told The Sun that if Simpson doesn’t slim down before her November 11 wedding, she may even postpone it.

She has brown eyes?

Where the fuck do women get this weird thing about having nice tits? Simpson had a rack in sixth grade? That must have been totally horrible having every guy in a 200 mile radius wanting to motorboat your freakishly perfect tits. Boo fucking hoo. And what the fuck is up with  Eric Johnson? Dude man up and tell your woman to keep her tits. Tits are awesome and unless you have like EE and your spine looks like a question mark you should flaunt the shit out of them.

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