Kris Humphries is Old News Already

From TMZ:
Kim Kardashian will file for divorce this morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries  ... TMZ has learned.

We're told even though the marriage was short, she will not seek an annulment. It's a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites "irreconcilable differences."

We're told the date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011.

Kim has hired disso-queen Laura Wasser, who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel's almost ex-wife.

As we first reported, the couple has a prenuptial agreement ... Kim made sure of that.

Rumors of a split had been swirling for some time and the two were spotted out to dinner earlier this week ... looking less than pleased with one another.

Well apparently Kim Kardashian is finally realizing that a hot piece like her shouldn't be dating some NBA scrub. She should be getting it in with a star. Like Paul Pierce. You know she likes that rat facial hair. Reggie Bush must be laughing his ass off.

Peace you goofy fuck

Look I mean if I was Kris Humphries I would go along with this whole wedding thing too. I mean obviously Kim Kardashian is the hottest piece he will get in this lifetime, so I don't hate on him. But I mean you become part of the attention-whoring empire that is the Kardashians, you gotta expect to get dumped in ridiculous fashion. It's just how they roll. Your 15 minutes of fame is up bro.