Mexican Prison Sounds...Fun?

So remember in Blue Streak when Martin Lawrence is like "Don't nobody wanna go to jail in Mexico!"? Of course you do. Well apparently life in the slammer south of the border isn't too bad.

From Newser: 
Ah, the finer things in life: marijuana, booze, sex, cockfighting, exotic birds—if you live in Acapulco, all this and more can be found at a prison near you. Mexican authorities conducted a surprise search of the Acapulco penitentiary yesterday morning and found 19 prostitutes, two sacks of marijuana, 100 fighting cocks, dozens of televisions, and, yes, two peacocks, amidst other contraband, the AP reports. The peacocks were "pets," according to a state spokesman, who didn't explain how they wound up inside in the first place. 

Cock fights, weed, whores, TV and peacocks. I think I might head south and get arrested. It sounds a lot like college really, with gambling and exotic birds thrown in the mix.

I want one of these guys

Actually, by the end of the week I think we might find out that Penn State football is a lot like Mexican prison. Take that JoePa you old crusty fucker.