Reality Check Pats Fans

Alright, that shit show yesterday was enough for me to come to a few conclusions regarding the state of Patriots Football. And it's not good people.

The Patriots are an average NFL team. That is first. We are possibly the third best team in the AFC East. I know, stop and think about that shit. Buffalo is kickin' ass while we lose to Eli, again.

Second, the signature Brady comeback is not something we can rely on anymore. The offense is not looking good. Every time they trail in the fourth quarter for the last 10 years we have all sat back with a smug asshole grin because we know fucking Tom can rip apart any defense in under two minutes. Not anymore people. Sure Welker and Gronk and Hernandez are studs, but the offensive line is awful and Brady is taking more and more hits. Not fucking good.

He can't do it alone people

And the fucking defense is a dumpster fire 99% of the time. Remember when the Pats were all about defense and they could actually stop an opponent from scoring points? Those days are clearly over.

Third, cut Chad fucking Ochocino. Every target he had from Brady yesterday his timing was completely off the toss, he can't burn anyone down the field, he is fucking useless.

Look people, you can't be hot forever. If you think about how the team was during the Bledsoe years and before, and look at it now, we are still good. But the dominant perfect regular season-type shit is over. It's a sad day for Pats fans everywhere, but you just gotta face facts, we might even miss the playoffs.

And most of these things apply to the Celtics as well unfortunately.