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Thursday, September 8, 2011

Stage 100 Clinger

Now we all know about clingers. They text you every fucking waking minute. They post all over your fucking Facebook wall. And you met them two days ago.

From Newser:
(Newser) Fatal Attraction, much? A 42-year-old Dutch woman apparently had a very, very hard time letting go of her former boyfriend ... or his phone number. Prosecutors claim she called him 65,000 times in the last year, and are charging her with stalking. Spaced over 365 days, that's 178 calls a day—or about 11 every waking hour, assuming she actually slept... 

At a preliminary hearing today, the woman claimed she had a relationship with the 62-year-old man, and (the best part) argued that the calls weren't excessive. She's been ordered not to contact him again, reports the AP.

Is this real life? 65,000 calls in a year? I probably make about 50 calls a year max. No shit. This chick is beyond bananas. 178 calls a day? What the fucking fuck. For a 62-year-old geezer? The fuck. I'd say that's the definiton of being a stalker. I would have waited about two seconds to change my phone number. This chick needs serious help. Dude must be a beast in the sack. How else would he get a girl this into him? Dude must be rocking at least 8 inches of steel. No homo.

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