Greedy Whores

From the Smoking Gun:
DECEMBER 27--A Pennsylvania man is facing a criminal rap after he called 911 to report that a pair of prostitutes had left his home without fully “servicing” him, cops report.

Police allege that Jerry Streng, 63, paid the women $400 and brought the hookers back to his Berlin home. As Streng told a cop, he hired the pair “for the purpose of ‘Smoking Smoke’ and engaging in sexual intercourse,” according to misdemeanor criminal complaints.

After Streng called police to report a robbery, an officer was dispatched last week to his home, where he explained that the “agreement was that he was supposed to be in the middle of both women while the three of them engaged in sexual activity with each other.”

Instead, Streng contended, the prostitutes got undressed, “started smoking his 'Smoke,'” and “did not invite him in the bed.” He responded by disrobing and getting in his bed. “But the two women put him on the end, and not in the middle like they agreed to.”

Fucking whores these days. when I pay them cash dollars to be in the fucking middle, I mean the motherfucking middle. Not jerking it while I pay them to scissor. They are lucky this dude only called the cops, I would have been slappin' bitches. I mean you pay to be the meat in a hooker sandwich, you can't be a fucking slice of the bread, especially not for $400. That's some bullshit.