This is Why I didn't Go to Geneseo

Okay, I'm all about preparation for the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse but this takes the cake. This is why I didn't go to Geneseo.



I mean come on, for college kids, these guys are pretty dumb. Do you think that $2,000 nerf gun is going to help you when the REAL zombies come? Try hitting a zombie with a foam dart and see what happens. They'll just tear your fucking head off and hump the hole in your neck.

Her's an article from gizmodo.com about the game "zombies vs humans." I think it is a mockery personally. I mean teaching our youth to prepare for zombies by loading up on, wait, marshmallows, really?

The game would work a lot better if it was with anything at least somewhat consequential. Here are my rule updates.

Humans use air-soft or paintball guns. Blah blah I can hear campus security now, well pussies, there are fucking zombies in that there student center, so I'm packing heat. This makes it much more realistic. Secondly, when you are "inactive for an hour" after being tagged by a zombie, you are free to be raped by any zombie who stumbles upon you. That'll teach you for having your guard down.

This is just a classic case of nerds taking something badass and bitching it up so they can do it. Grow up man, you want to take part in the zombie apocalypse? Major in chemistry and do it the right way, MAKE ONE HAPPEN. That's what everyone with shotguns under their beds and rations in the basement are waiting for. That's being a useful nerd, hitting each other with marshmallows and socks is not. Go back to World of Warcraft or something.Fuck.