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Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Humpday Hotty: AnnaLynne McCord
She was that crazy fucking psycho bitch on Nip/Tuck. She was also in Day of the Dead. She hasn't been in shit I care about since. But she is sexy as hell. Here's AnnaLynne McCord.
Got Dirk?
Dirk Nowitzki was on fire last night, to say the least. He put up 48 big points in game 1 versus the Thunder.
From ESPN:
DALLAS -- Serge Ibaka stood right up to Dirk Nowitzki, stretching his 7-foot-4 wingspan to make the view of the basket as tough as possible.
And it hardly mattered.
Wherever he went, whoever he was up against, Nowitzki either nailed a shot or made his way to the foul line. He hit 10 of his first 11 shots from the field and an NBA playoff-record 24 straight free throws on the way to 48 points, leading the Dallas Mavericks to a 121-112 victory over the Oklahoma City Thunder in Game 1 of the Western Conference finals on Tuesday night.
This is a new Dirk we saw last night. No more soft as Pau Gasol type shit. He wants the fucking ring this year, and last night he proved it is within his power to throw his team on his back and grab it.
I mean I am with people who have been sleeping on Dirk. His back-court is old as fuck. He is a 7-footer who drops buckets with ease and hits his motherfucking foul shots. Last night he hit 24 for 24.
I hate to be this guy, but I think last night was a message from Dirk to the world. I like him to get his first ring this year.
From ESPN:
DALLAS -- Serge Ibaka stood right up to Dirk Nowitzki, stretching his 7-foot-4 wingspan to make the view of the basket as tough as possible.
And it hardly mattered.
Wherever he went, whoever he was up against, Nowitzki either nailed a shot or made his way to the foul line. He hit 10 of his first 11 shots from the field and an NBA playoff-record 24 straight free throws on the way to 48 points, leading the Dallas Mavericks to a 121-112 victory over the Oklahoma City Thunder in Game 1 of the Western Conference finals on Tuesday night.
This is a new Dirk we saw last night. No more soft as Pau Gasol type shit. He wants the fucking ring this year, and last night he proved it is within his power to throw his team on his back and grab it.
I mean I am with people who have been sleeping on Dirk. His back-court is old as fuck. He is a 7-footer who drops buckets with ease and hits his motherfucking foul shots. Last night he hit 24 for 24.
I hate to be this guy, but I think last night was a message from Dirk to the world. I like him to get his first ring this year.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Pedophile Tries to be a Cop
What makes a loser of the week? I'll tell you what. First, a pedophile. But Robert Williams goes above and beyond stupidity, by putting his love of children on his police application.
From the NY Daily News:
A man who was applying to become a police officer in San Diego was arrested after he admitted on his application that he liked kiddie porn.
Cops raided wannabe crime-buster Robert Williams' apartment and car, confiscating computer equipment after he answered "yes" to a series of questions about children and pornography, San Diego's KGTV television reported.
In one case, Williams wrote on his application that he'd had sexual contact with a child in the past. In another, Williams wrote that he had "viewed, purchased, sold or subscribed to child pornography," the station said.
Okay, this guy had to have been high or something right. Are you fucking kidding me guy? I'd be afraid to mention anything potentially illegal on a cop application, fully disclosing your pedophilia to the police is over the top moronic. Loser of the fucking week.
From the NY Daily News:
A man who was applying to become a police officer in San Diego was arrested after he admitted on his application that he liked kiddie porn.
Cops raided wannabe crime-buster Robert Williams' apartment and car, confiscating computer equipment after he answered "yes" to a series of questions about children and pornography, San Diego's KGTV television reported.
In one case, Williams wrote on his application that he'd had sexual contact with a child in the past. In another, Williams wrote that he had "viewed, purchased, sold or subscribed to child pornography," the station said.
Okay, this guy had to have been high or something right. Are you fucking kidding me guy? I'd be afraid to mention anything potentially illegal on a cop application, fully disclosing your pedophilia to the police is over the top moronic. Loser of the fucking week.
Anatomy of a Trick Email
Alright so I opened up my email today and found a gem of a fake email. Not quite as good as those Nigerian princes who want you to send money, but at least it had a little bit of tact.
Hello
I'm very happy to meet you,
Compliments of the day!
How are you ? hope you are doing well, I am malvina Justin, A lovely girl, I am looking for a reliable and trusted person. I believe we can get acquainted, so if it interests you, please reach me back here for further communications. I stop here awaiting your responds.
Please get back to me so that I will send my photo to you and tell you more about my self. A good friendship is the foundation build on other relative things to come.
May God bless you as I wait impatiently to read from you..
Regards,
malvina Justin
Alright malvina, in America we capitalize of first name too for starters. Second, in America, Justin is really not a last name. I looked through my fucking dusty phone book, there were three Justin's. And if you meant it to be your first name, then you are a dude.
Also, does this shit ever work? I mean I think match.com and that type of shit is sketchy. So what are the chances I will want to get "acquainted" with someone who emails me. I mean of course I believe this person is "reliable and trusted" but you lost me with this gem, "A good friendship is the foundation build on other relative things to come." From what I can tell this is two sentences in one. But either way do I seem like the type of guy who tolerates morons? (This was in my blog email inbox)
And then malvina, you made the worst mistake of your clunky little email. "May God bless you as I wait impatiently to read from you..." Alright you fucking clown. Assuming that your random email recipients believe in god enough to include it makes me want to fly to Russia and kill you with my bare hands. And you are waiting impatiently to read from me? Bitch I'm blogging all day. Try plugging the Blathering with your Russian overseers. I need some press. The only two people who impatiently wait for me are my mother and my girlfriend. Nice try pawning your mail-order sluts off on me, Soviet Russia.
Hello
I'm very happy to meet you,
Compliments of the day!
How are you ? hope you are doing well, I am malvina Justin, A lovely girl, I am looking for a reliable and trusted person. I believe we can get acquainted, so if it interests you, please reach me back here for further communications. I stop here awaiting your responds.
Please get back to me so that I will send my photo to you and tell you more about my self. A good friendship is the foundation build on other relative things to come.
May God bless you as I wait impatiently to read from you..
Regards,
malvina Justin
Alright malvina, in America we capitalize of first name too for starters. Second, in America, Justin is really not a last name. I looked through my fucking dusty phone book, there were three Justin's. And if you meant it to be your first name, then you are a dude.
Also, does this shit ever work? I mean I think match.com and that type of shit is sketchy. So what are the chances I will want to get "acquainted" with someone who emails me. I mean of course I believe this person is "reliable and trusted" but you lost me with this gem, "A good friendship is the foundation build on other relative things to come." From what I can tell this is two sentences in one. But either way do I seem like the type of guy who tolerates morons? (This was in my blog email inbox)
And then malvina, you made the worst mistake of your clunky little email. "May God bless you as I wait impatiently to read from you..." Alright you fucking clown. Assuming that your random email recipients believe in god enough to include it makes me want to fly to Russia and kill you with my bare hands. And you are waiting impatiently to read from me? Bitch I'm blogging all day. Try plugging the Blathering with your Russian overseers. I need some press. The only two people who impatiently wait for me are my mother and my girlfriend. Nice try pawning your mail-order sluts off on me, Soviet Russia.
Trump is Out of the Race
So finally Donald Trump admitted that this whole run at the presidency was a publicity stunt basically.
From USA Today:
From USA Today:
"I have spent the past several months unofficially campaigning and recognize that running for public office cannot be done half-heartedly," Trump said in a statement. "Ultimately, however, business is my greatest passion and I am not ready to leave the private sector."
Trump became the second contender in three days to bow out of the race, a sign that the Republican field is finally beginning to take shape.
Jesus christ, finally the Trump meister is admitting that he can't handle politics. High-level business isn't the same as politics. You have to watch what you say and Trump is used to firing off his mouth because he's a billionaire. This election has me torn so far, but at least now I don't have to wonder if the Donald could run this country. I was seriously considering voting for him if he got a platform together. Oh well, go back to TV and being a rich fuck Trump. Imagine Melania as the first lady?
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| Hottest potential first lady ever |
It was Obama's power move to interrupt the Apprentice for the "Obama is dead" parade that got to him. This ain't knocking down tenements in the Bronx for a skyscraper, Donald, this is hardball.
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