Pedophiles and Higher Education

So the NY Daily News is reporting that a NYC professor, who teaches at several schools in the city, got snagged sending pictures of his junk to a cop posing as a 14-year-old girl. Sweet bro. Igor Sorkin, 31 is the pedophile in question. He is charged with sending explicit images to a minor and attempting to endanger the welfare of a child. If convicted he's getting seven years hard time. And when you're a pedophile it's really hard time I'm sure. Don't drop the soap broski.

Of course the moron got caught on Tuesday when he arranged to meet the girl in Queens. That's a bad choice, my friend.

Ah the good old days

Okay, so here's one thing I don't get about creeps like this. Myspace and scummy AIM chat rooms have been around for like twenty years almost, and still these idiots chat with kids online and shit. It's fucking weird and I feel like it's always the cops. So then, you compound your stupidity by agreeing to meet the 14-year-old? Like have you never heard of "To Catch a Predator" man? And like what is the arrangement where you are convinced that "yeah, I'll go meet this FOURTEEN YEAR OLD" and somehow her parents don't mind or she's super smart so she killed them and lives in the house now? Like come the fuck on dude, you're a sick piece of shit. And they have been doing these online sting-type things for years now.

The internet has made pedophiles lazy. No more unmarked van trying to get you in with a puppy like in the good old days. I wonder if that's what they still teach in health classes? No, now it's like chatting online, showing you their cock, and then trying to meet you to bang. Like come on man, at least back in the day these freaks didn't hide behind the internet. Your parents were just like, "don't get in a car with a stranger and candy." And that was that, it seems like a fair rule anyway.

But now it's like, "Don't talk to people you don't know online." Apparently the pervs didn't get the memo. That 14-year-old is really some fat slob over-payed NYPD guy sitting at his desk eating doughnuts laughing with his buddies about how small your cock is. Will you never learn, sick bastard pedophile fucks?