Superbowl Tickets on the Cheap

NFL fans rejoice! According to Yahoo sports the NFL is selling a select group of tickets to fans for $200. The hitch? The tickets are to stand outside the stadium. Oh yeah, I shit you not. I guess it's called the "party plaza." So you pay $200 for a program scarf, and parking pass.

Woowee, that is some deal. Cowboy's season ticket-holders get the first crack at the tickets, and I say anyone who buys one should be legally considered insane. AND you have to buy them in blocks of four. Jesus this is stupid, and the NFL is really the marketing king of sports. This move is just to suck the morons in Texas for $200.

Here's the catch, these tickets will count toward the attendance total, so fucking Jerry Jones has a shot at setting a Superbowl attendance record. The current record is set by the Rose Bowl at 103,895 in 1980. Fuck Jerry Jones, I hope no one buys a single one of these bullshit tickets. But they will, if I've learned anything about America, there is always a sucker who'll take your shitty deal.

If you sit your ass at home and watch the game, the beer is $20 a case instead of $9 for a 12oz. You can do whatever the fuck you want AND you have $200 that you didn't spend to sit outside and wish you were one of the cool kids.