The Snoozerbowl

So this year's NFL season is over, and it went without much noise in my mind. The Superbowl was okay, I mean basically Big Ben was serving up turnovers like hotcakes and the Steelers made it close in the end, but not really close enough. Green Bay was in control essentially the whole time. Aaron Rodgers will finally get the recognition he deserves as an elite quarterback, and the talk about Big Ben being terrible or something will start up today. Look, Aaron Rodgers is a damn good quarterback, and Big Ben is too. Homies got some jewelry to prove it as well.

Aaron Rodgers, the only winner last night

I was most disappointed with the commercials. I mean Budweiser had a few funny ones for Bud and Bud Light, and Doritos had a decent showing, but I mean the rest were pretty weak. Eminem got paid some cash to do a Brisk Ad in clay-mation and some other stupid thing I didn't even pay attention to.

Besides us for getting to see Clay Matthews in all his glory

The halftime show was retarded. Like okay Tron was a good-ass movie, but Daft Punk must have been flipping out when they saw the halftime show, like for fucks sake, Black Eyed Peas trying to be all electronic and hip and shit? Gimme a fucking break. There outfits were taken directly from Tron. Not even a nipple slip from Fergie or anyhting. And was anyone else fucking confused when Slash came out just to shred it up for like 30 seconds and then go away? Like what the fuck was going on? I was completely confused. Then Usher comes out and you're like oh they are just taking anyone who wants to hop in for a quick cameo.

We are electro-awesome, not you Fergie

All in all this year's Superbowl was weak. The game was over truly from the second quarter on, the halftime show blew my dick, and the ads were yawn-worthy. Where has the awesome Superbowl gone?

I almost forgot, there was one redeeming Ad in the shitshow of visual abortions last night. The Kim Kardashian Ad for whothefuckcares melted dicks across America in one fell swoop. Everyone's talking about was her ass photo-shopped or padded or something, who cares, it looked amazing. Pure gold.