Ron Artest is Always Drunk

So Ron Artest anounced he is going to try to change his name...to Metta World Peace...

From TMZ:
Yes, Ron is going the way of Cassius Clay, Lew Alcindor and Chad Johnson.  Ron's filed a petition in L.A. County Superior Court to change his name to -- World Peace.

FYI, metta means loving, kindness, happiness and all that jazz.

We're told Ron wants to put the new last name -- Peace -- on the back of his L.A. Lakers' jersey.

These name changes are typically granted by a judge unless it would result in confusion or fraud.  

I love peace dammit!

Ron Artest is always drunk. I stick by it. Why else would the guy who wanted to fight the Pistons AND their fans want to be called world peace? That's like if Mike Tyson wanted to be called "Michael Consent". Just doesn't make sense. And if you are an idiot, Mike Tyson did time for rape.



Yeah, world peace makes sense. I hope the judge denies his claim on the basis of "you're a fucking moron."