Chicks Like Porn Too?

From the Smoking Gun:
OCTOBER 7--A Minnesota teenager arrested for burglarizing a neighbor’s home told cops that she sought to steal cash and household items to help pay for her pornography addiction, according to a police report.

Ugh get it away

Amanda Owens, 18, was nabbed this week for allegedly squeezing through the doggy door to get into Darin Pake’s home in East Bethel. Pake told Anoka County Sheriff’s Office deputies that he set up a hidden camera after his home had been burglarized several times last week.

On Monday, the camera recorded Owens slipping into Pake’s home around 8 AM. “The defendant is seen walking throughout the house, rummaging through Mr. Pake’s things,” according to a probable cause statement. Owens, pictured in the mug shot at right, previously worked for Pake as a babysitter. 

What the fucking fuck is this bullshit? Paying for your porn addiction? Ever heard of youporn you stupid hoe? I mean fucking Google free porn and you are set. I can't believe the cops bought this bullshit. A porn addict hasn't had to pay for their habit since like 1994. Nice try hunny but I know you are a meth-head or something. It can't be fucking this porn bullshit.

But her shitty defense leads me to a pretty interesting question, do bitches love porn as much as dudes? I mean I just run under the assumption that even the biggest female sex addict only watches as much porn as a prude 14-year-old dude. Our porn game is just elevated. I mean you definitely would never catch a dude paying for his porn these days, guys elevated to free porn back in 1997 people. Girls probably didn't discover that shit until like 2005.