Flight attendant goes nuts

Fron the New York Post:
DALLAS -- An American Airlines flight to Chicago was delayed at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport Friday morning after crew members and passengers had to restrain a flight attendant who began ranting over the public-address system that the plane was going to crash, the Dallas Observer reported.

The Observer, which spoke to two passengers on Flight 2332, said police removed the kicking and screaming flight attendant from the plane after the incident.

"We are not taking off," she said as the plane was taxiing on the runway, according to the passengers. "We're having technical difficulties. We are heading back to the gate."

Although another crew member told passengers to disregard her warning, the flight attendant kept ranting about technical problems.
 
According to The Dallas Morning News, she also referred to the airline's bankruptcy reorganization during her tirade.

"Captain," she said. "I am not responsible for crashing this plane."

Some passengers joined crew members in restraining the flight attendant. The plane, which was scheduled to take off for Chicago at 8:25am returned to the gate at 9:15am, the Observer reported.

According to The Morning News, the flight took off for Chicago shortly before 10:00am after the flight attendant was removed by police.

Like this, but crazier

So how fucking freaked out would you be if you were on a plane knocking back nips of Jim Beam while a flight attendant flips the fuck out about technical difficulties? And then they actually went on with the flight. Jesus.

I would have gotten the fuck off that shit even if the stewardess was clearly on enough Valium to kill a small leopard. I'm not taking any chances when a crew member uses the word "crash" crazy or not. The story would have looked a little different if she freaked the fuck out and then they took off and crashed. That would have been fucked. But I'm sure alcohol sales on that flight were through the motherfucking roof for sure.