Lady Gaga in MIB III

So apparently the cat is out of the bag on Lady Gaga making an appearance in Min in Black III.

From Huffington Post:
She's been decapitated on stage and stepped out as greaser alter ego Jo Calderone. Now the genre-busting Lady Gaga is prepping for what some hope could be her oddest role yet: a cameo in "Men in Black III." 

According to a report by Brazilian website ElCorilloRD.com, via the Daily Mail, the megawatt pop star will appear in a small role in the blockbuster film, which co-stars Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones as alien-fighting Secret Service agents who set out to save the "future of humankind". 

"We have a couple of celebrity cameos, but I think I cannot reveal who they are," Smith told the website while on a promotional tour in Rio last week. "We must keep as a surprise that Lady Gaga appears.

Oh god get it away

I don't give a fuck about what the article says, Lady Gaga is definitely the evil alien gross thing in MIB III. She'll be like the giant cockroach in the first one. And once the movie premieres she'll say that she played a monster to empower gays or something and bam her next album is the bestselling one ever. I'm telling you, Lady Gaga might be weird as fuck and possibly have a dick, but he's smart as fuck.

Movie Review: Act of Valor

So by now everyone has seen the trailers for Act of Valor, the movie about active-duty Navy Seals who in general kill terrorists like you punch in every morning to sit in a cubicle. They straight up fuck peoples' days up.

If you couldn't tell that there are soft parts you're a clown. Toward the end it gets real fucking mushy but the ridiculous gun battles and shit make up for the cheesy type shit.

Overall if you want to watch the most ridiculously trained animals go after evil and equally badass terrorists and fuck their days up then this is the movie for you. It is pure Amurica without being dripping in political bullshit. These guys only give a fuck about killing the bad guys, and that's how the movie was made also. It's like real-life Team America. Hoorah.

These kids don't fuck around

From Newser:
Three students who admitted putting rat poison in their teacher's coffee are being punished ... by being sent to other schools. The 10- and 11-year-old kids are accused of putting poison in the coffee as well as in the icing of a cupcake in December at California's Balderas Elementary School, but one of the boys "knocked the cup of coffee out of the teacher's hand when she was going to drink it," says the Fresno Teachers Association president. 

The students were expelled when the district learned of the incident two weeks ago, but teachers and parents are not happy with the punishment and the police are now investigating, KFSN reports. "They should not be placed at another campus where now other staff and other students have to worry," says a teacher at the Phoenix Academy, where two of the boys will be sent. "These kids are going to be elevated to gods to many of our kids, they're going to say this is great, 'maybe I can do something similar to a teacher or an adult.'"

Wrong kind of poison bro

What the fuck is wrong with kids these days? Dudes need to play outside and stop watching fucking television. Did I just say that? But for real, when you go outside and have to imagine friends with you while you run through the woods it makes you more realistic. Poisoning the teacher would just make the school day longer which means more time between times you can go fuck around.

What the fuck does it say about the parents' that they were "not happy with the punishment". Really? How about throwing your little fucker into juvenile custody for attempted murder? Does no one already see that these kids are going to grow up to be murderers? I'm just saying.

Wanderlust Trailer

So tomorrow Wanderlust comes out with the sexier-by-the-year Jennifer Aniston and funny-as-fuck Paul Rudd. Yay complex adjectives.




Other than the unendingly frustrating part where Rudd walks in on Aniston and various hot women in bed after a lesbian experience, this shit looks pretty damn funny.

The fuck is going on at MIT?

From Huffington Post:
Police are investigating the third student death at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology this academic year.

The 21-year-old MIT student, Brian Anderson was found dead in his dorm room on Monday afternoon.
No immediate cause of death was given. However, MIT officials said Anderson's death did not appear to be a suicide like the other two undergrad deaths this year.

"Until the official investigation by the appropriate state and local authorities is complete, we will not fully know what led to this tragedy, but I encourage everyone to refrain from speculation," MIT Chancellor Eric Grimson wrote to students.

Come here and off yourself!

How fucking suspect is it that no cause of death was given? I mean does that mean they couldn't find any cause of death or they just don't want to tell anyone? Who the fuck knows.



Of course a school as nice as MIT will have suicides. I mean the motherfucking pressure those asian kids must put on themselves must be monumental. Instead of drinking their pain away like me I guess they just hang themselves. Personally a little smoke and a drink is all I need, but I'm a simple man.