Forest Rangers Hate Pot

From Newser:
Marijuana growers are devastating national forests and creating a "clear and present danger to the public and the environment," a top Forest Service official testified before the Senate last week. 

Major marijuana plots have been detected on some 67 forests across 20 states, and the trend is only growing, the Forest Service's law enforcement director says. The forests make it easy to avoid detection thanks to a lack of people and an abundance of dense vegetation, and they provide an environment in which the plants can thrive, David Ferrell note.

And it's wreaking havoc on the environment: Chemicals including rat poison get dumped on land and washed into streams coursing through the parks; plots are razed to make way for the plants, disrupting wildlife in the process; and a massive amount of water is removed from lakes and streams to sustain the pot.

A number of solutions have been suggested, from a larger government crackdown to pot legalization, which might prompt growers to do their work elsewhere.

Got pot?

Motherfuckers. This is more anti-pot bullshit from the government. Are you fucking kidding me with this? Pot is killing our national forests? How about deforestation, forest fires, pollution and the hundred other things that actually do fuck with forests? How is removing water from a fucking stream to grow a  bunch of weed hurting the ecosystem? It isn't.

This is some fucking bullshit in a can. Disrupting wildlife my ass. What do the bears get high when they eat the weed and spend all day sitting around watching Futurama? I don't fucking think so douchebags.

And I love how they exaggerate shit to make you forget how small a fraction of the forests actually have pot grows in them. 67 forests in 20 states have pot in them that the forest services know about the article says. According to wikipedia there are about 155 national forests. So a third of them have pot in them, who the fuck cares? I mean really if people want to grow weed so bad they set up shop in the middle of fucking nowhere to set up some plants, how the fuck are you going to stop them Smokey the Bear? Fuck you.

Worst Cop Ever

From Dailymail:
An airport police officer who found a pistol in a passenger's carry-on bag shot himself in the face - after he discharged the firearm by accident.

The bungling officer at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport grazed the left side of his face during the incident.

Security screeners had spotted Richard Popkin's .22-caliber pistol - loaded with five rounds of 'snake shot' ammunition used to kill small animals - as the bag was passed through an X-ray machine.

They passed it on to Atlanta police officer NJ Phillips who pointed the weapon at a screening table.
While talking to Popkin about how to clear the pistol, he unintentionally fired a shot - and was grazed by a pellet fragment on the left side of his face. He reported not suffering any visible injuries.

Richard Popkins: idiot

Nothing like forgetting you are packing a gun in an airport and watching a cop almost blow half his face off with it when he tries to clear it. Classic. Wish there was a video of this shit going down. Double idiots.

Can you imagine how much everyone freaks out in an airport when a gun goes off? Everyone running around hiding behind shit, beating the fuck out of anyone who looks Middle Eastern and screaming "Not on my watch bitch!" Old ladies crying and shit. Just chaos. 

And dear police officers, please know how to safely clear a gun. I mean fuck if you're allowed to carry one motherfucker you better know how to work it.

Get Some

Damn dude, you just got knocked the motherfuck out. Guy didn't even see the blocker and got dropped like 5 feet backwards. That's some hard-hitting shit, I love it.

Makes You Wonder...

If maybe child abuse should be allowed in certain circumstances.



If I rolled into my kitchen in the morning and my kid did this, I would flip the fuck out. Oh yeah dude, just throw the food we fucking worked our asses off to buy for you all over the motherfucking kitchen floor. Don't worry about it, we'll clean it up too. Fuck that shit. Here's a broom motherfucker, now hop to it.

How bad do you need money?

From Dailymail:
A restaurant boss who offered women college scholarships in return for being allowed to spank them has been jailed for two years.

Henry Allen Fitzsimmons of Virginia pleaded guilty to sexual battery after five victims claimed they had been assaulted by him.

The 54-year-old set up a scholarship programme that he claimed was aimed at helping young women get into college.

Those who signed up had to agree to a set of rules - and be spanked if they broke the rules.
One woman claimed she met Firzsimmons at a hotel for what she thought was a counseling session but instead endured a 20 minute spanking session that left her covered with welts and bruises.

Prosecutors said none of the women ever received any money from the so called programme.

Who wants a spankin'?

 This is some twisted shit right here. I mean ladies, do you really get suckered into shit like this? All I gotta do is make up a fake scholarship and I can paddle the shit out of bitches all day? What the fuck is wrong with this country. I mean I know it's a recession and shit but getting spanked and then not getting any money at all? Fuck jail, I'd want that old fuck to pay me my goddamn money.