This is How All Ashes Should be Dealt With

So listen to this. You're old, or stupid, and anticipate imminent death. how do you want to be dealt with after you die? Burial, too stuffy. Cremation, okay kinda cool. But then what? Spread your ashes into the Atlantic? Too cheesey. Have your ashes pressed into a vinyl record of your favorite jams? YES PLEASE.

This is now my #2 thing to have done with my ashes, second only to Hunter S. Thompson's cannon to shoot my ashes into the ether.