China: Students Actually Get Jobs?

So China's Ministry of Human Resources and Social Security has released statistics about their graduates actually getting employed after college. Fucking tits on a bull, in 2010 90.7% of graduating Chinese students entered the job market. I won't even begin to guess or look up how much lower the U.S. ranks in that.

China: Get employed, and big

See, this is one of the positives of a controlled economy. There are actually jobs, because China sees the value of actually employing the students they educate. We just outsource our jobs to China so they can reap the rewards of production. They only have a 4.1% unemployment rate. Damn, maybe that's the trade-off for having the government monitor you in school, if you just shut up and do the work, you get a job. Except for the dumb 10% of course. But I mean come on, dumb people aren't real people anyway.