Damn China, You Scary

So China loves controlling their people, and they use pretty technological means to do so. And here they go again. They have a system called the Student Information System which was created after the student protests in Tiananmen Square in 1989. Now they are expanding the initiative, which tracks classroom activity to control the public-at-large. It started at large universities, but now is widespread and even includes high schools and some middle schools. Full story here.

Shhhh! Porice Ristening

They are also adding student informants who report directly to school "security" departments. Crazy-ass Chinese. The SIS has the authority to punish students for anything from a facial expression on up. Facial expressions? That is some sick shit. The SIS con revoke scholarships and mark academic records for certain infractions. Of course students and teachers aren't the biggest fans of SIS, but who the fucked asked them. In Communist China, we fook you rong time! Like the funniest part is in America you know kids would just say mad fucked up shit just to fuck with the SIS people. College kids everywhere would just talk about toppling the government or something. The FBI would explode.

But this is just one example of how China is about the whole instead of the parts unlike the U.S. They get awesome grades because their parents call them stupid everyday and threaten to beat them, so they test best in the world in like everything. American kids just say whatever they want and we're dumb as shit. China monitors schools for crazy fucking anarchists, we just kick them out of school to shoot a Congresswoman.

I thought we be them in Dubya Dubya Two

They put the whole country over the individual, and in the next few decades, they are easily going to be the superpower of the world, and Americans will sit back and be like "but they got slanty-eyes." Yeah and your kid got a 600 on the SAT's, thats their average score in like third grade. Moron. Then we're going to wonder what happened when they own us. We were busy arguing about Jesus or something, they were reading books. I'm just saying.