22-year-old Hubert Blackman paid $155 for an escort to come to his room. For this he got a strip-tease and lap dance. For another $120, she performed some kind of "sexual act". Okay, seems normal. But then in the morning he calls the escort service asking for a refund, because the girl left in thirty minutes instead of staying for an hour.
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| Hubert Blackman, clown |
He then called the cops, who warned him he had broken the law by soliciting prostitution. In his complaint against the company, which claims $1.8 million in damages, he cites a "psychotic disorder" that resulted from the event. Full story here.
Okay, this story is sort of puzzling. I mean this guy has huge balls, that is sure. He calls the cops to report that he hired a whore and she only stayed for thirty minutes? That is either the ballsiest man ever, or the dumbest. But wait, this ballsy idiot doesn't stop there. He wants almost $2 million for a "psychotic disorder"? What the fuck happened in that hotel room is what I want to know. Like what can you pay a whore $120 for that will scar you like that? Who knows, maybe she gave him an STD and that made him flip out or something.
Dude you are 22, I'm sure you liked fucking the stripper. It's not like they rape you or something, you pay 'em money and they hop on your dick. And you can't get a refund because you blew in five minutes and she stayed another 25 to coddle you while you cry because she felt bad. The whore/client relationship is sacred. It just stays behind closed doors, you can't try to play the system by getting some nookie and trying to get a refund. Respect the rules of the world. Dude, there is no way this story can end with this guy not looking like a moron, no way.
See you on Monday beat-heads.
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