Cops Break up Snowball Fight in Cornell?

Dude, only in pussy Cornell do the cops get called for a fucking snowball fight. The second annual “Epic Snowball Fight on the Arts Quad”ended with police showing up, and even apprehending a student they somehow singled out out of the huge throng of students, as having thrown a snowball at one of the responding officers.

Get some!

As the officers arrived, their cars were pelted alongside chants of "Fuck the Police."

This is a shocking change from last year's snowball fight, which the school sent photographers to and posted a video of it to their blog. Apparently the police were called because of the "danger of injury or damage to property." Full story here.

Dude, what danger for damage and injury is there? Like, you clock some poor fuck in the head with a snowball, and the world moves on. You can't even break a fucking window with a snowball. Cornell is soft as shit, I'll come out and say it. At least they found something constructive to do other than jump off the roof.