The Hoodest Middle School Ever

According to the Smoking Gun four Florida middle-schoolers are under arrest for aggravated stalking, which is a felony.

Get this shit.

So on January 27 Nicholas Gonzalez, 13, was arrested for possessing a weapon on the campus of the North Fort Myers Academy for the Arts. He is thirteen and hood as shit. Who the fuck needs a piece in Middle School?

A-Town waddup!

Shortly after, four of his friends begin exchanging Facebook messages about killing the "snitch" who they thought tipped off the cops in the Gonzalez arrest. Police never identified the "snitch" that the kids talked about killing for his safety.

Essentially this Gonzalez dude (aka HoodasShit) had a girlfriend named Nichole Cruz. Cruz described Gonzalez as "the love of her life." So then her and her bitch friends are all scheming like their tough to kill the snitch that never existed.

When I first read this story I thought this was at fucking Compton Middle School or some shit. What the fuck are kids in Florida doing acting like they're tough? Okay, so your boyfriend brought heat to Middle School, he is bad-ass. But now acting like it's all snitches and bloods and crips is a a little much. And to make matters even less ghetto, they did all this plotting on Facebook.

That's the tip these kids are both morons and posers. I mean who the fuck organizes a murder on Facebook? Everyone knows that's the only thing left MySpace is good for, because the cops don't give a fuck about it anymore.

I wish I could see these kids when they got arrested. You know all the tough-talk went out the window and they all pissed their pants. The morale of the story kids, is if you live in Florida, you aren't tough, so shut the fuck up.

Enjoy this Superbowl weekend people. I'll see you Monday.