According to The Smoking Gun, last night we had the first arrest of the 2011 MLB season. Detriot Tigers superstar Miguel Cabrera was stopped on the side of a road in Florida with smoke pouring out of his engine. A cop stopped to see what the fuck was going on and Cabrera was allegedly so drunk he was sipping from a bottle of Scotch in front of the Sheriff, smooth.
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Apparently while he was being cuffed he started running around in the road with his hands up. When another officer arrived to help get Cabrera secured, he required a little coaxing, including a twist of the wrist and "3-4 knee spikes" which I assume means they just charlie horsed the shit out of him and threw him in the cop car while he was yelling "Fuck you! Do you know who I am?" Classic. The full story is here at
The Smoking Gun.
Why the fuck isn't there a video of this arrest? I want to see Cabrera sipping from a bottle and flipping out, yelling all sorts of shit. I want this tape! I mean here's what I don't get. In my mind nothing is more likely to get you beaten or "knee spiked" quicker than saying "Do you know who I am?" Either they do and think you're an asshole for trying to use your position to get out of it, or they think you're one of like a hundred drunks who pretend to be famous when they get cuffed. But I'm no fool, I know cop cars have dashboard cams, I want footage. Show me the goods someone. Way to start off spring training too bro, good to know starting the season doesn't affect your intake of Scotch.
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