Olivia Wilde: Hotty on the Market Boys!

Former Humpday Hotty Olivia Wilde has split with her Italian hubby, TMZ reports. That's right boys, the hotty from Tron and House is single now. When Wilde was nineteen her and Tao Ruspoli eloped, eight years ago. Since then they were married, in 2003, and are reportedly now living apart.

This just goes to show you, an Italian dude can't handle a sexy and rich American actress. You need an American guy who understands her needs. He's probably all metro-sexual and European and shit, you know what I mean. More feminine than her. A sexy chick like Wilde needs a red-blooded, Marlboro-man type of guy. But yeah I guess you douchebags can give it a shot too.