My Worst Nightmare

Yesterday the Smoking Gun reported that it has been confirmed that a woman in New Mexico was given a free sample at a grocery store, with a little extra love in it. Like, semen. Fucking disgusting. Police did a test on the yogurt sample and it tested positive for semen and saliva DNA, jesus. The suspect, 31-year-old Anthony Garcia already had two warrants out from 2009 for sexual contact with a minor AKA he's a sick fucker.

The women, whose name has been left out for her privacy, took the sample from Garcia and immediately "said it tastes like semen." When she asked the manager about the yogurt, the manager Catherine Flores said it was Greek yogurt with lots of protein and people love it. Sick fuckers. Now the cops are taking DNA from Garcia to make sure he doesn't have any diseases that could have been transmitted by his splooge prank. Full story at The Smoking Gun.

Not Garcia, but you want some yogurt?

Dude, this story is just fucked. This woman better make like a million dollars off of this shit. Like, first you're minding your own business and the friendly grocery-pedophile gives you his nut in your free yogurt. So now you're pissed and you've eaten semen. And you go bitch to the manager who makes a crack about how much protein is in it. I would have smashed her wise-ass across the fucking face right there. This is just disgusting, especially for me. Because if I'm in a grocery store and they have free samples, I'm on that shit no questions asked. You want to give me free food to make up for everything else being over-priced? I'm game for that. Is nothing sacred anymore?