Professors Love Pussy

So late January a Colby professor was forced to resign when it came out that he videotaped females students secretly on a college-sponsored trip to China. Philip H. Brown has not been charged with a crime, the incident did happen in China, and an investigation by Maine State Police has not led to any charges.

Allegedly Brown was supervising a trip to China and apparently on trips like these you bring a "medicine box" for students with medications. So you throw everyone's favorite weed in a box or something like that. So while on the trip the students had to blog about China and shit, and apparently one day a couple female students deleted their latest post by accident and went to the trash bin of the computer from the school to be used by the students in China, and found photos of one of the students "nude from the waist down." Vag shots anyone?

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So the sneaky fucker took the medicine box, the first aid box, and a mysterious "black box" that he said contained "information about the trip" and put them in the bathroom of the students' hotel room so they would have easy access to their medicine. Turns out the "black box" had a camera in it and he was just looking at vaginas all day. Smart fucker. And he doesn't end up getting charged besides resigning because it's outside the U.S. Tricky fucker. This guy is like the king of creeps. He played the system like a fucking fiddle, I mean sure now he doesn't have a job, but who the fuck wants to work at Colby anyway? Full story at the Kennebec Journal.

This guy should go down as the smartest pervert to ever play the game. His set up was fool-proof. Even if he gets caught, sorry fuckheads I was outside the U.S. snapping those vag shots so you can only get me on "invading students privacy." Who gives a fuck about that when he could have been charged and be a registered sex offender? Dude played the system like a fucking fiddle. I'll say it on behalf of Brown, suck one Maine State Police.