Salute to You, Josh Brolin

The New Yorker is running a feature article about film-maker Paul Haggis' rejection of Scientology, the religion of John Travolta and crazy-as-fuck Tom Cruise. For the article the New Yorker spoke to actor Josh Brolin, who had a brief and disturbing encounter with the religion.

Josh Brolin, blowing the lid off this fucked up shit

Brolin claims he ran to the religion while he was in dire straits, and apparently saw John Travolta "practice" Scientology on Marlon Brando. Travolta denies the incident, but Brolin claims it was "very physical," and "really fucking bizarre!" Jesus, who knows what the poor bastard witnessed that day. If I saw anything involving John travolta touching Marlon Brando at all, I'd be out the door quicker than you could say gay orgy. More here at Huffington Post.

As far as Haggis, who wrote the screenplay for "Million Dollar Baby" and wrote/directed "Crash." He separated from the church of Scientology after the 2008 elections, when they took a stance against gay marriage in California, according to him. You can read more into Haggis' resigning from the church at the New Yorker, but goddamnit those pretentious pricks are the worst.

Dude, Scientology is some fucked up shit. I know I know, religious freedom and all that. But any religion that promotes separating members from non-believers, and has less adherents than Rastafarianism, is retarded. I mean they should just do what proud religions do and say "go out and try to convert people and say fuck you to non-believers." It just makes you sound weak when you're all skittish about outsiders. Dude, only half a million people believe in your shit, that's like Flying Spagetti Monster-type numbers. You guys blow. Just because closeted actors join to do gay stuff to each other behind closed doors doesn't make you cool, it makes you weird as fuck.

L Ron Hubbard, King of douche

Look, go to the Scientology website and try to figure out what the fuck they even believe. I just spent five minutes trying to get some concrete idea, and I'm fucking lost. Any religion that won't tell you what they actually believe is retarded. And oh by the way, it was founded by a fiction and fantasy writer. Decide for yourself if this shit is more or less fucked up than any other religion.