Where in the World is Charlie Sheen?

Well, in the newest edition of "Where the fuck is Charlie Sheen banging porn-stars now?", we find our awesome Man-O-Steel hero on a rented yacht off the coast of Marina Del Mar in California.

What was Charlie doing? Continuing his three-way relationship with some mystery girl, and allegedly the third wheel is super hot porn-star Bree Olsen. According to TMZ, Charlie rented the yacht last night and brought his ladies and a few friends and watched "Jaws." And of course fucked the shit out of both his bitches until only crack could keep him going.

The third part of his three way relationship was a mystery until last night Olsen tweeted that she "watched Jaws for the first time," and it was "amazing." Yeah because in the middle Charlie Sheen gave you a rusty hook and then donkey punched you. Seriously only Charlie Sheen can fuck a porn-star so well she calls Jaws "amazing." She probably didn't actually see two seconds of the movie. Mark my words.

Only Sheen can half-wifey a porn-star

This is what I don't get. The producers of Two and a Half Men stopped filming when Sheen went to the hospital. But wouldn't it have been smart to start filming again so he has to be somewhere instead of just renting yachts and fucking bitches and smoking crack? Seems like it makes sense to me. Now they're just throwing the shark into the water with the guppies, and no curfew.