Hike!

From Huffington Post:
PITTSBURGH
A man plunged to his death after police say he crashed through a window at an arena on the campus of the University of Pittsburgh during a concert.
The Allegheny County medical examiner's office identified the man as 19-year-old Joseph Kimutis, of McDonald. He had been rushed to a hospital after smashing through a window at the Peterson Events Center and falling about 30 feet on Wednesday night.
Pittsburgh police are checking on a report that Kimutis got down in a football stance, yelled "hike," and then charged toward the window.
Police Lt. Daniel Herrmann said Kimutis was reportedly "a little out of it." Toxicology reports are pending.
Kimutis' death happened during a concert by Furthur, a band that includes two former Grateful Dead members.

Dude how about the police Lt. saying this guy was "a little out of it." A little?! He fucking thought he was playing defensive end and the window was a quarterback. Seems like he was more like "on another planet fucked up" to me.

It all makes sense though, the band had two members of the Grateful Dead in it? Duh! What happens when the Grateful Dead are involved? People get fucked out of their minds and do beyond retarded shit. It never fails. Maybe Pitt should invest in some LSD-proof windows.