Movie Review: Fast Five

Alright I literally just came out of the matinee showing of Fast Five. Haters can just move on right now because if you don't respect the Fast and the Furious series for giving exactly what they promise, you are an idiot.

Fast and the Furious is about:

Fast cars
Explosions/guns
Hot chicks
Vin Diesel

And that's exactly what Fast Five delivers. Non-stop action and explosions and cars and guns. And sprinkled in are some hot chicks. And what could be better than Vin Diesel in a hand-t-hand battle with the Rock? They have cars flying into trains, gun fights in Rio's slums. All kinds of shit. If you are a fan of Fast and the Furious, this shit will be just what you wanted it to be. If you are a hater, go see Bridesmaids.Fucking tool.

Yeah the story is a little thin and some of the stunts are exaggerated. But you have to expect that. Overall a real cool movie that doesn't try to be more than what it is. Gun shots and Vin Deisel's shiny dome.